“I once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks.”ġ9. Go ahead and sting me, bees! It does nothing!”ġ7. Andy: “Aw, babe…you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.”ġ6. “If you rearrange the letters of Peru, you could spell Europe.”ġ4. “I promise I will not spit in anyone’s food unless they should request that I do.”ġ3. “I have no idea what I’m doing but I know I do it really, really well.”ġ1. I wish I could marry you all over again.” (Gasps) “Let’s get divorced!”ġ0. “When they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is.”ĩ. “I’ve always wanted a doorman named Ernie. The best damn agent they had, until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit: stealing the president’s rubies.”ħ.
“I take my shirt off because the bad feelings make me feel sweaty.”Ħ. “I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and I broke everything.”ĥ. Andy: “I can’t believe we’re at Hogwarts!”Ĥ. “Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems.”ģ. Read on for the very best of Mouse Rat’s frontrunner, Burt Macklin FBI, and Johnny Karate.Ģ. To help narrow it down, we’re adding a list of our favorite Andy Dwyer quotes to our Parks and Rec collection. It’s hard to pin down which gave us more laughs: Leslie’s (Amy Poehler) over-the-top compliments, Jerry/Gary/Larry’s (Jim O’Heir) misfortune, Tom’s (Aziz Ansari) “treat yo’ self” attitude, Ron’s (Nick Offerman) anti-government policy while working in government, April Ludgate’s (Aubrey Plaza) dark and deadpan one-liners, or Andy’s kind-hearted but dopey persona. Parks and Recreation may have wrapped in 2015, but the quotes from its hilarious characters live on forever. It’s been five sad years since we said goodbye to our favorite Parks Department and its lovable employees.
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